- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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