Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Women's rights

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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