terry stockton is straight

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Cleveland winning something

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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