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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

donald................duck for president

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards