Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Guess what? Holocaust

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WNBA

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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