- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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