why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Spotto

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What's big and fat? An obese man.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Spell: “This word”

my captcha says : forkin chickens

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Wade

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Anti Joke

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