What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Spotto

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Pickles

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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