How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Melbourne Football Club.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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