- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

thumbs up!

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Strawberries!

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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