- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

obama's promises

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Civil Rights.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Spell: “This word”

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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