who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Women's rights.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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