Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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WNBA

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Guess what? Holocaust

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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