How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

a man walks into a prostitute.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Proof reading

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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