- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What's 4+7 47

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Vagina ass.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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