- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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