- Anti Joke

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Chicken penis.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What do you call a black priest? Father

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.