Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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hi patrick

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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