What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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bitches be crafty.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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