How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Woman's Rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Blind people can't read this.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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You.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Black History Month

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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