- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

justin bieber

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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