- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What do you call an amazing person Good

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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