Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Knock, knock. *answers door*

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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