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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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