how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Shut the cork up!

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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