- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

19th amendment

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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