Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why? Because!

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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