A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Women's rights.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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