The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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