- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

i like tits

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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