What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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