- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Niki Minaj's ass

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Gianni

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

you know whats funny the letter Q

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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