- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Drunk irish man

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

hi to the world fromthe world

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

knock, knock come in

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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