- Anti Joke

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

The game!

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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