yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

since when?

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

1 Jew XD

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Woman's Rights

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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