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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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