What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Gianni

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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