Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

I need a good anti joke....

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Snarf Nuggets

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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