- Anti Joke

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Dylan is a person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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