- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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