- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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