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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

I need a good anti joke....

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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