Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Women's rights.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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^that joke a piece of shit

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I've got a dig bick

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Girls

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