- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Snausages.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

I'm banging your sister.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Their, they're, there You're, your

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

wanna hear a joke? no.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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