Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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