A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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since when?

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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