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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What is cold? Winter

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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