Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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