Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

knock, knock. come in.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Anti Joke

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