- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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