- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Fox News.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A: B: No pun intended.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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