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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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