A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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hi corey

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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69

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Meow.

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Once there was a rich man who lived in a castle on a hill. One fine morning who awoke and decided to go downstairs to make a cup of tea. As he switched on the kettle, he realised he had no tea bags, and so, went to the local shops to buy some – but when he arrived back, his magnificent castle had been burnt down to the ground. The man, obviously shocked, looked around in hope for some evidence as to who would commit this awful crime, but he saw nothing, apart from a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance and they give him a mansion. One morning in the man’s fine mansion, he decided he wanted a nice cup of tea, so went downstairs, discovered he had no teabags, went to the shop to purchase some and came back to find his mansion was no more than a pile of ash. Once again he looked around and saw nothing other than a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance for a second time and they give him a normal house. One morning in the man’s normal house, he feels the need for a cup of tea. But has no teabags, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to find his normal house has burnt down. In the distance a little green man is running away. Insurance give the man a small cottage. And one morning in this small cottage, the man goes downstairs to make a cup of tea, but once again he has no teabags. Off to the shops he went to buy some but discovered, as he approached his cottage on the way home, that it had been burnt down. He looked around to see the now familiar sight of a little green man running off into the distance. Insurance give him a caravan. One morning in the caravan, the man discovers, while attempting to make a cup of tea, that he has no teabags. So, naively, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to his caravan to find it burnt down. He looked up and saw a little green man running off into the distance. The now annoyed insurance company give the man a tent. One sunny morning in the man’s tent - he feels the need for tea, but has no teabags; he goes to the shop to buy some and arrives back at his tent to find a little green man holding a can of gasoline and some matches. The man asks: “are you the one who has been burning down all my houses?” And the little green man replies: “No.”

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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