Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

women's rights.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's up brah brah

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Wombat monkey juice.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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