What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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The Game.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Gianni

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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I am a n1gger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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