What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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