Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Barack Obama

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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