- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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