What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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