- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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