- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

where are you?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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