What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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