- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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