why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Yes!

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

kevin kim

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

what do you watch ? a tv

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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