Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Stop being a centipede

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Keep up the fun Nero!

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Kelly Clarkson

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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