- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

womens rights to vote

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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