- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What just hit my face? The floor

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

fruit salad?

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

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