why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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