Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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