Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Woman.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Your time.

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So. The gays. ...

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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