- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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