The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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