OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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